今天娛樂版好搞笑！

二零零九年五月二十七日


報紙娛樂版經常刊登女星走光照，對我這等女人來說，完全沒有吸引力。至於某某跟某某「有路」，那些某某演過甚麼戲唱過甚麼歌我全無印像。所以，娛樂版我通常只看標題就算了。

不過今天，蘋果日報娛樂版登了一篇英文，真是laugh die me la！

我是 Lucy, I went to Miss Hong Kong first interview. Wah d judges very not polite and not nice law. Today I see a megazine saying this year's Girls so ugly. I saw many good and pretty girls there but they didn't choose ja ma. Don't choose mei suen law but the judge in first interview-- most very not polite to many young girls and to to me law. I only 18 the judges ask me to"why join Miss HK go and why not study la u only F7 ja wor how can fright with other wor." Also say my English bad… hurt die me.
Ho La, other girl tell me la, she study in University ok ga dou but little fat or short then the judge(woman) said " why you look fat or so short!" wah ho hurt ga ma.
One girl is a博士 student ar very high level and very nice ga dou cant get in second interview la. We think she will be in ga but she said no law. You can search her pic and my pic to see la. She gum high level duo ng dak, gum me ng duk duo rite gei but i think the whole choosing is not fair law, choose model mei? young yao inch', high study level yao inch, short yao inch… They onky choose rich girl law so bad.
We don't go and let them inch ga law if they need tall or high level people then why not put in the application form lei.
Waste time!
dou ng fair gei!
u can email me if u want.
Lucy

話說這位Lucy小姐參加競選香港小姐，面試時遭到評判不禮貌對待，指她英文水準差，所以電郵到報館投訴，報館亦將之原文照登。








後續(28-05-09)：


今日蘋果日報娛樂版節錄Lucy以英文回覆記者的電郵：

Thank reply. I go school today so no check mail. Solly. I have much complaints law

Many girls has been"inch" （chinese） by judge （a Woman, u knw who la） law

Ho la, Univeristy student la, one of the girl （Japanese style- post with the heart） she tell many girls that she inch by the woman judge" WAH U DRESS LIKE THAT EVERYDAY GA?" then black face and made her so sad and angry law

Another girl la also HK university student she nearly cry law - she is not tall and little fat duo inch by the judge" why u come today? u no need to turn round la thank you" very not respect law

Ai but many rich girl there lei, judge choose d ugly rich girl （tall and with expensive bags） duo ng choose d really can represent HK gei girl……

they only choose tall people, f,5 duo choose la, 2 of the second in girl r artist before gum duo dak??

thx ar solly my bad english！

這位F7的Lucy小姐英文再差，也不可能不懂得用not代替ng，不可能不知道la、law、ma、ga不是英文。她只要肯正經寫，頂多是寫了一篇文法錯誤的英文，又或者改用中文寫就是了。

第一天已經讓全香港人嘲笑了，那麼為何還要再次獻醜呢？

很多人寫msn寫blog都是寫這樣的所謂英文，自己圈內朋友覺得好玩得意當然沒有問題。但人總要知分寸，甚麼場合要用甚麼語言。

聽過關於現今大學生新入職場的故事：

1. 在正式公文上寫了u、B4、T4等字，給老闆「照肺」，大學生堅持沒有錯，因為「不嬲都係咁寫」。

2. 大學生穿T-shirt短褲涼鞋去見工，給人趕回家，大學生一臉無辜的認為這身打扮有甚麼問題。

有很多父母在孩子未出生，已經替孩子鋪好青雲路，選定讀哪所小／中／大學，但就不管孩子們的自身修維，更甚的是，將孩子們的無知無恥看成率真可愛。